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| John Vigor's
Interdenominational Boat De-naming Ceremony I once knew a man in Florida who told me he'd
owned 24 different yachts and renamed every single one of them. |
| Afterwards Now you can pop the cork, shake the bottle and spray the whole of the contents on the bow. When that's done, you can quietly go below and enjoy the other bottle yourself. Incidentally, I had word from a friend last month that the Florida yachtsman I mentioned earlier had lost his latest boat, a 22-foot trailer-sailer. Sailed her into an overhead power line. Fried her. She burned to the waterline. Bad luck? Not exactly. He and his crew escaped unhurt. He was just very careless. He renamed her, as usual, without bothering to perform Vigor's famous interdenominational de-naming ceremony. And this time, at long last, he got what he deserved. |
Vigor's De-naming Ceremony
"In the name of all who have sailed aboard this ship in the past, and in the name of
all who may sail aboard her in the future, we invoke the ancient gods of the wind and the
sea to favor us with their blessing today.
"Mighty Neptune, king of all that moves in or on the waves; and mighty Aeolus
(pronounced EE-oh-lus), guardian of the winds and all that blows before them:
"We offer you our thanks for the protection you have afforded this vessel in the
past. We voice our gratitude that she has always found shelter from tempest and storm and
enjoyed safe passage to port.
"Now, wherefore, we submit this supplication, that the name whereby this vessel has
hitherto been known (_____), be struck and removed from your records.
"Further, we ask that when she is again presented for blessing with another name, she
shall be recognized and shall be accorded once again the selfsame privileges she
previously enjoyed.
"In return for which, we rededicate this vessel to your domain in full knowledge that
she shall be subject as always to the immutable laws of the gods of the wind and the sea.
"In consequence whereof, and in good faith, we seal this pact with a libation offered
according to the hallowed ritual of the sea."
After a boat is de-named, you simply need to rename it using the traditional christening
ceremony, preferably with Queen Elizabeth breaking a bottle of champagne on the bow, and
saying the words:
"I name this ship ___________ and may she bring fair winds and good fortune to all
who sail on her."
John Vigor is a boating writer, author, and editor. He resides in Oak Harbor.