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MY EX WIVES | DANCE WITH YOU | CRAZY OLD MAN
Song lyrics that will be included in my new CD Poems and Prose
MY EX WIVES PLAY MP3 demo
This is a politically incorrect recollection of my married life in a nutshell. Say that 3 times really fast. My relationships all worked out great until I heard the escape hatch closing above my head. There's no chauvinism here, just a guy who likes his space. I'm just happy to be walking around in one piece and relatively sane after a "colorful" life. "Marla" and I have been together for eight years now and it looks as though we're stuck with each other. Does it mean you're a couple when you can finish your partner's sentences?
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Linda you were only eighteen.
I picked you up in my new road runner.
The way you were built could make a pin ball tilt
Just like a B-52 machine gunner.
We were married in the chapel of love
And had a sweet little baby "Nicole".
But when I took another look, I caught a rockin' left hook
That's when I learned how to play rock & roll
On the road again...
My ex wives... Don't ask me how a man survives.
My ex wives... Somebody warn me if the next one arrives.
How have you been Irene?
How's your long blonde hair and blue eyes?
You always were a party girl
A little flirt never hurt with the guys.
We drove a V.W. van 'cross country
And tried to find the real U.S.A.
But when you threw my guitar out on the A1A
I knew there had to be a better way
Without you now...
My ex wives... Don't ask me how a man survives.
My ex wives... Somebody warn me if the next one arrives.
Chorus
Don't have to live any lies, or make up dumb alibis
At Surfside's Bar & Grill.
Just give me shrimp and some fries, hot bikinis, blue skies
A cold beer and a hundred dollar bill
And don't tell... my ex wives.
I'm thinking about you Nancy
About the sweetness in your voice.
I didn't want to have to end it,
but I really didn't have a choice
You said that you wanted a family
With a pink skinned bundle of joy
But you knew that with my personality
It wouldn't work 'cause you had the wrong boy...
I'm outta here...
My ex wives... Don't ask me how a man survives.
My ex wives... Somebody warn me if the next one arrives
Chorus
End
DANCE WITH YOU PLAY MP3 demo
Kathy had a large 2 story house on a one acre property in Central Florida. The yard had a swing set, a hammock, and mounds of fire ants. Her ex husband paid the mortgage and child support. She was really looking for another husband to complete this scenario with once again, and then I showed up. For two months we shared and cared. The last I heard, she was happily married to a fireman.
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A north wind from Canada, searched the Dakotas.
Then headed to Florida, cooling the night.
Misting the surf, as the sun came up slowly.
It danced through the palms, in hot light.
Walking alone, on the beach, through the breakers.
The breeze in your hair, feels warm from the sun.
Caressing your body, the wind seems to hold you.
You turn, but can't see anyone.
CHORUS
Dream up... I want to dance with you.
Fill you up...take a chance with you.
Hold you tight...with a little romance, baby.
Feels so right...I want to dance with you....all night.
BRIDGE
Don't want to make a sound.
I feel, like I'm on fire all around.
Good morning Kathy, it's time to wake up.
You're running on schedule, according to plan.
Tonight when the wind comes, just reach out and touch it,
And you'll feel, the promise.. of a man.
CHORUS
BRIDGE / END
CRAZY OLD MAN PLAY MP3 demo
Everyone my age thinks I wrote this song about them. With enough determination, we can show those young bucks a few things yet. Of course, curing the aches and pains the next day may require prolonged lounging by the pool and beer drinking.
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Walking on the beach, with a Georgia peach.
I see a crazy old man, falling down in the sand.
He was up in a flash, to make another smash.
In a volley ball game, they were calling his name.
CHORUS
You crazy old man!
Do you think you can run the way the young men can?
You'd better go and lie down by the water...
And get a tan...you crazy old man
Get a tan...you crazy old man
Strollin' in the sun, with my pretty little one
When the crazy old man, hit a big grand slam,
He was going insane, at a baseball game
When he ran around third, he was flying like a bird.
CHORUS
BRIDGE
I've seen him running down
the road at night.
He doesn't seem to mind the pain.
Running faster than the speed of light.
Chasing rainbows in the rain.
I had another beer, at the Cocoa Beach Pier
When the crazy old man, came along in a van
He was carried on in, like the "Mighty Quinn"
They were calling his name, because he won the BIG game
CHORUS
You crazy old man
You played like a maniac only can
Do you think you can come back tomorrow...
and get a tan, you crazy old man
get a tan, you crazy old man
Come back tomorrow...you crazy old man
Come back tomorrow...you maniac man
Come back tomorrow...and get a tan
Come back tomorrow...you crazy old man.
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